Dad asking to tintumon: y r u crying ? Am also ur frnd da … tell me y?
Tintumon: Aliyaa……, innum kurachu Horlicks chodichappol ninte pennu enne thalliyedaa…..
Tintumon: Thottupoyedeeee…
A woman’s role in a Man’s life -
U were born, a wp,am was dear 2 hold u – Your Mother
U grew as a child, A woman was dear 2 care 4 u, 2play with you – Sister
U went 2 school, a woman was dear 2help you learn – Your Teacher
U become depressed, whenever u felt lost, A women was dear 2 offer a shoulder – Ur wife.
U became tough, A women was there 2 melt U. – Ur Daughter
U r dyin, A woman is dear absorb u in – Your Motherland
If u r a man respect women, if u r a woman b proud 2 be one.
If you where are in this beautiful world. My sms will reach to you. Whenever you read my message, i can feel a pretty smile on your cute face.
Tintumon to Wife: Please close the door, switch of the light, come to bed..
After that Tintumon: “SEE MY LIGHTNING WATCH”
True and lovely quote:
” If everyone is happy with you, then Surely You might have made many compromises in your life ”
Cute lines by a child to his mother:
Son: Mom, i love you more than you love me.
Mother: How can you tell this?
Son: B’coz you have 2 sons but i have only one mother.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Sindhu: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: In India….
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India.
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctor: 1500 rs
Tintumon:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda!
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintumon:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. “
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.
Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”
Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me…. Tintumol: I see Love… Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….
MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!