Dad asking to tintumon: y r u crying ? Am also ur frnd da … tell me y?
Tintumon: Aliyaa……, innum kurachu Horlicks chodichappol ninte pennu enne thalliyedaa…..
Tintumon: Thottupoyedeeee…
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctor: 1500 rs
Tintumon:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda!
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintumon:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. “
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.
Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”
Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me…. Tintumol: I see Love… Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….
MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!
teacher:aakashathu parakkukayum bhoomiyil prasavikkukayum cheyyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu! tintumon:air hostess