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The first month, the boss gave his secretary

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Double Meaning SMS

The first month, the boss gave his secretary a skirt as salary….. Second month..? ? ? ?…. He “raised” the salary.

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One day in your life a smart girl will come

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Double Meaning SMS

One day in your life a smart girl will come, who will love u a lot. She will touch you with love and give you many kisses…. And will say…….. I love U … Pappa…..:-)

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Welcome to the new morning with a "smile" on ur face, "love" in ur heart and "good thoughts" in your mind  and u will have a wonderful day.

lovely friendship is like standing on the wet cement, longer u stay, harder it is 2 leave and if u try 2 go u cant go without leaving ur footprint!

If you want to sleep, come and sleep in my heart. If my heart beats disturbs u, i will  stop it 4 u. U know y? b'coz "i love you"

beautiful pictures are develope from negatives in a dark room. so if u feel darkness in your life, assume that god is planning a beautiful life 4 u.

Two things always to be remembered in life- dont take any decisions when u r angry. & dont make any promises when u are happy.

Special numbers stays in my phone.  Special photos stay in my album... Special memories stays in my brain....  but a special friend like u, stays in my heart.

Hardest moment is not when u lose something & tears come out of ur eyes, but it is when u lose something and still manages to smile.

The doctor and nurses r waiting 4 a mental operation. but the operation has not yet started. b coz  the mental patient is very busy in reading this SMS!

love the one who cares 4 u . care the one who shares with u. share the one who knows u., know the one who miss u, but dont miss the 1 who is "dear & near"

friends are amazing when they r new, they are wonderful when they r true. but do you know they r a "blessing" when they r like u.

Every normal person has 72 heart beats,  but for myself its 71. the balance one is your sms. so dont stop your sms it will affect my heart.

Now 'dakini' died . so hurry up to send ur photo and biodata. b coz 'kuttusan' is waiting for u..ok  i wishing u , a happy married life.

three monkeys escaped from zoo. i found watching tv. 2 found playing football & 3rd.......   no , its not u, Why u always think like that?

Friendship does not mean hours of togetherness & daily conversations. As long as memories r keep in heart, true friends never go far apart.

"Your heart is a beautiful garden and my friendship is a small rose in that garden. Dont pluck that rose till it dies."

hitler entered the hell, sees mamooty dancing with bipasha & he asked satan. "y mamootys punishment is so joyful?" angel: "that is punishment for bipasha."

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life. You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

When u lov someone it's like reaching for the stars u know u can't reach it.... But u keep trying because may be one day that star might fall for you....

I love you but i'm nt u r lovr  I care u, But I'm nt frm ur family, I'm ready to share ur pain, But I'm nt ur blood relation. I'm ur LOVELY friend always with u.

What is friendship?          It is a ship loaded with "love" , "care" & "share"   Crossing the sea of heart having no wheels of "sorry" & "thanks".

Making million friends is not a miracle...    The miracle is in making a friend stand by you, when a million are against you!!!.

God never made us to face the tough times alone!  thats y he made us.

We can say .......... some dreams to our parents.  Some happiness to our relatives. Some secrets to our lover........  but can say everything to our Friend.

Whenever I want 2 feel ur presence, I read ur SMS. Whenever I want to see U, I just close my eyes. Whenever i want to hear ur voice, I throw stones at DOGS.

Some memories can never be passed... Some feelings can never be stolen.... SOme memories can never be hidden and some one like u can never be forgotten.

Life is a journey. Where u meet many on da way & sum may come near ur heart & sum may not. But never b emotionally involved, u never knw wen u hav 2 walk alone.

My frequency of msgin u may be less...... But d time period I remember U is more. Thats y science says frequency is inversely proportional to time....

Sea is happy , with water...... Treee is happy with leaves....... sky is happy with stats.....   My mind is happy with ur ...."friendship"...

Leaves may forget the tree..Waves may 4get d sea... Flower may forget d bee.... And u may 4get me.. But i'll never 4get u... B'cos without ur frndsp i cant live here.

Never say bye to someone who really needs you, never hurt a heart which loves u, B cos for the world u may be someone, but for someone u r the world...

If you read this i'm smart. If u forward this , u r spreading i'm snart, If u delete this, u r jelous, b'cos I'm smart......

Stars have 5 ends squares hv 4ends  ... Triangles hv  3ends    Lines have 2 ends    life has 1 end.,,, But our friendship has never end.   Miss u dear.....

Life is a strain    love is a pain   work is a brain     family is a chain    but good friendship is a gain......

Fools read my sms!  Idiots forward my SMS!    Monkeys save my sms!    Donkeys delete my sms!  Mad people edit my sms!    Wat will u do?........

Feeling of love+ Moment of caring + Small small sharing+  Silly fights + 2b 2gether in pain, Creates a miracle called "friendship".

Faith makes life possible ..... hope makes life workable  love makes life beautiful And a good friend like u!  makes life meaning full nice 2 have a frnd like u.

1000 raindrops falls into sea water but some drops only goes 2 peart. Yhat way i have so many friends in my life but u are special one to me.........

In this cruel world itz very difficult 2 find a frnd wit a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks so dont lose me ok....

"night" is a good time to remember All the sweet things and all sweet persons in your life so sleet well with ur sweet memories.

SMILE- is a language of life....   SMILE is a way to success.....   SMILE is to win the hearts,.. smile improves ur personality,... so wil u pls brush everyday.

Friends is easy to obtain, but once gained, its difficult to maintain, and once lost, it can never be regained.. So keep me safe.....

Deepavali is light ful!   vishu is sweet ful  Holy is color ful!   lOVE IS BEAUTIFUL!  But friendship is powerful.......

Worries always looks big if u have it in ur heart.... But when u learn 2 share it with ur dear ones u will ralise how small and simple  it is good wishes...

Frndshp need no promises..... no demands... and no expectation....  just two people --one kool like me is a friend...

In my life ia learned how to love to smile to happy to be strong to workhard 2 be faithful to forgive   but i couldn't learn how.... to stop remembering u?...

Nee avane pole thanne...          Avante athe nottam.... avante athe chandam....  Avante athe  chiri......    Avante athe karachil........         "BOW BOW"

A lover says i will be with you in all your troubles But a good friend says"u will have no troubles when iam with u".............

Iam sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to warm you all night and a prayer to protect u until Morning...good night.

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what?  Its sweetest when its you.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

If I were to be anything in this world;. I'd be ur tears!!!; So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my;FRIEND& u r the BEST!!!!!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your  wish for today? I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!;

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once

in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends  & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less

than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop remembering u.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

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