I have lost my hand
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Sindhu: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: In India….
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India.
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
We had only 24 alphabates in 1947.. Do u know why? Becouse U nd I were not born at that time.
Sorry 2 disturb u.
Can u fax me ur photo
Its very urgent,
Serious matter has Comeup actually,
We r playing cards
And lost the joker
If any of my msgs r boring 2 u…. If any of my msgs r disturbance to u… Dont hesitate & dont feel angry… U HAVE FREEDOM 2 THROW UR MOBILE…
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
What is fashion designing…?
……. Too many brains working on too little clothes, with too many ideas on how to cover too little areas.
Man- Is there any way 4 long life?
Doctor- Get married.
Man- Will it help?
Doctor- No but d thought will not come again…
I think of U.. U too think of me. But the difference is that, when i think of you, I send u a message. You think of me after receiving my message.