Dad asking to tintumon: y r u crying ? Am also ur frnd da … tell me y?
Tintumon: Aliyaa……, innum kurachu Horlicks chodichappol ninte pennu enne thalliyedaa…..
Tintumon to Wife: Please close the door, switch of the light, come to bed..
After that Tintumon: “SEE MY LIGHTNING WATCH”
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctor: 1500 rs
Tintumon:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda!
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintumon:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. “
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.
Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”
Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me…. Tintumol: I see Love… Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….
MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!
I Love u… Tintumol: kaalil cherippu undu.. tintumon: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!! tintu mon aaaaaaara Mon !!
bus’il vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam” tintumon:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam””
Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enne achaa ennu vilikkenda….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!
“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu, joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu. sweekarikkane.
Teacher : NOVEMBER ’14′ Children’s Day” AYATHU ENDHU KOND?
Tintumon : FEBRUARY ’14′ VALENTINES DAY KAZHINJU, ’10′ MASAM THIKAYUNNATHU KONDU…!!!!!!!!!
Naale Harthal
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Tintumone teacher talliyathil prathishedichu naale harthal aacharikkumennu all kerala nursery students association ariyichu.
Father: Nee aa kuttiye nokki padikkeda, Ella examilum avala First.
Tintumon: Daily avale nokkiyaacha ella subjectilum 8 nilayil pottiyadu. Iniyum achan nirbandhikkarutu.
UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu chiyana…”?
Tintumon ambalathil vazhipad counter Q ill….
Munnile uncle: Shambhu, Thiruvatira, paalpayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chicken biriyani…
Muthachanumayi vazhakkitta tintumon muthachante photo semitheriyil kondupoyi thookki…
ennittu atinte thazhe ezuthi………
” COMING SOON”
ചിലപ്പോള് നീ എന്നെ വെറുതെക്കാം … പലതും മനസ്സില് വെച്ചുകൊണ്ട്. വര്ഷങ്ങള് പലതും കഴിയുമ്പോള് നീ സോറി പറയാനായി എന്നെ തേടി വരും..